She moves her body like a cyclone

And now, a public service announcement: milk does a body good.

Mr. Man drinking milk at Cafe du Monde

Hurricanes, hand grenades, and cyclones (basically all of Pat O's signature beverages) do not.

Instead of hurricanes, we all decided to try sipping on cyclones while we sang along with the pianos on the 4th of July.  You know, because the sugar explosion would be lesser than with hurricanes.  Or something.  Not everyone woke up feeling fancy and free the next morning.  Spring chickens we are no longer.