Hear You Me

Just a word to the wise and/or anyone who may come to our house: we have a carbon monoxide detector hanging at shoulder-height in our hallway.

Do not try and be cute and do a "sorority composite pose" for your husband (or me or L or anyone else who may be here) against the wall that the detector is on while you are waiting on him to finish getting dressed so you can go to brunch.  If you do, it will likely cause the cover of the detector to jiggle the battery inside, which will cause the alarm to go off at full volume in your ear.  This will not be comfortable.